Retired Unplugged the Alarm Clock Hoodie
Retired Unplugged the Alarm Clock Hoodie
🎄 Order by Dec 8 for Christmas delivery (US). Printed to order in the USA.
📦 Arrives by estimated
Product details
Description
The best part of retirement is the silence at 6 AM. This original distressed design reads "Officially Retired — Unplugged the Alarm Clock — Permanently" with a clock and coffee mug and "Office hours: whenever". A funny retirement party gift for coworkers, teachers, nurses, parents and grandparents.
Features
- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fleece
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
- Printed in the USA with DTG inks from a 300 DPI file
- Unisex sizes S–3XL; runs true to size, size up for a roomier fit
Materials & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.
Made to order just for you. Ships to the United States and Canada.
Size Chart
- S: chest width 20 in, length 27.25 in
- M: chest width 22 in, length 28 in
- L: chest width 24 in, length 29.25 in
- XL: chest width 26 in, length 30 in
- 2XL: chest width 28 in, length 31 in
- 3XL: chest width 30 in, length 32 in
Chest width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit; length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in.
Shipping & Returns
Printed to order in 2–5 business days, then shipped in 3–7 business days within the US. Free US shipping on orders $70+.
Misprinted, damaged or defective? We'll replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See our shipping policy and refund policy.
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