Professional Asker of Where Things Are Hoodie
Product details
Description
He asks where it is, she points, and it was right there the whole time. This original distressed design reads "Husband • Est. 2026 • Professional Asker of Where Things Are" with the punchline "It was in the fridge the whole time." A funny gift for husbands, new grooms and dads, from the wife who always knows where everything is.
Features
- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fleece
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
- Printed in the USA with DTG inks from a 300 DPI file
- Unisex sizes S–3XL; runs true to size, size up for a roomier fit
Materials & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.
Made to order just for you. Ships to the United States and Canada.
Size Chart
- S: chest width 20 in, length 27.25 in
- M: chest width 22 in, length 28 in
- L: chest width 24 in, length 29.25 in
- XL: chest width 26 in, length 30 in
- 2XL: chest width 28 in, length 31 in
- 3XL: chest width 30 in, length 32 in
Chest width is measured across the chest, armpit to armpit; length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in.
Shipping & Returns
Free US shipping on every order. Printed to order in 2–5 business days, then shipped free by standard shipping in 3–8 business days within the US.
Misprinted, damaged or defective? We'll replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See our shipping policy and refund policy.






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