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Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order just for you. 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