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Printed in light ink on dark colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal artwork designed by BriskNest (hand-built vector art, not clip art).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee in soft, lightweight, airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton\/poly blends)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail unisex fit, crew neck, side-seamed shoulders, tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the USA with DTG (direct-to-garment) inks from a 300 DPI file, so the print is soft and doesn't peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL. 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Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order just for you. 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